I’m selling eternity scarves (cowls) crocheted by yours truly so I can save up and buy a big girl DSLR camera. They’re $30 a piece. I only have a few colors right now, but if you’re interested in a specific color, contact me: firstname.lastname@example.org. There are a bunch of colors to choose from.
And to make up for the shameless self plug above, enjoy this Christmas picture. Most of the apparel girls and our poor, outnumbered boss.